May 2013
57 posts
thealbinoweave:
do you ever have so much to do that you just decide to take a nap
dalestuckies:
i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck
lampsarepeopletoo:
the worst part about having a crush on someone is everything
jfngdkfjndfjkh: tailgatesanddirtroads: I think... →
tailgatesanddirtroads:
I think this whole “girls should be able to wear whatever we want to school because our bodies are no sexual objects” dress code thing that’s been going around is getting really out of hand.
yes, if it’s hot out, you should go ahead and wear shorts and a tank top to…
17andtsundere:
Ahh yes, AP testing week [takes in a deep whiff of the school air] Smells like sleep deprivation, anxiety, and failure.
bedquest:
I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH
WITH MY OWn mouth
softly
because i like you
bon-bon:
The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
gcoky:
i’m a good person i deserve to meet celebrities
1 tag
drunktrophywife:
being a girl is really fucking expensive
2 tags
k1mkardashian:
i think i’m having a mid life crisis and i’m not even 21
justmiraa:
If you flirt with me you’re not allowed to flirt with anyone else sorry I don’t make the rules
defense lawyer: sweetie(:
forbrightskies:
If you ever feel like you’re a bad driver remember that in the entire state of Ohio in 1895 there were only two cars on the road and the drivers of those two cars crashed into each other
indigorally:
therainingkiwi:
skytanner:
mishasminions:
WHAT IF WE WERE “FICTIONAL” TO FICTIONAL CHARACTERS? WHAT IF WE WERE GHOSTS TO GHOSTS? WHAT IF THIS REALITY IS A DREAM TO A DREAM WORLD? WHAT IF THIS UNIVERSE IS AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE TO AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE? WHAT IF THIS UNIVERSE EXISTS INSIDE A CELL OF SOME BEING? WHAT IF POTATO
you’re scaring me
IS THIS THE REAL LIFE??IS THIS...
espeonchan:
it’s been 2013 for almost half a year what the FUCK
morgrana:
when your friend does a fandom reference at you and you don’t get it the first time
totakemyfancy:
hurricane-emily:
jimgaffigan:
Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.
maybe
just maybe
women do some things for themselves and not just for men
what a concept
Betsey Johnson once said: Girls do not dress for boys. They dress for themselves and of course, each other. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk...
school dress codes
girls: sleeves must cover shoulders, no cleavage should be shown in the slightest, shorts/skirts need to be longer than your fingertips (if its .000567 inches off you still must change)
boys: hahaha i dont even fucking know just wear whatever
ammarmali:
That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.
“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”
dragonholiday:
have you ever touched your own butt and just felt really powerful
h0rmonecasserole:
Saying “my friend” is just much easier than saying “this person I follow on tumblr” so you’re all my friends whether you like it or not okay
airrogance:
how do people cheat i cant even find one person to kiss me let alone two
